speakerwiggin:

paradiscacorbasi:

masteradept:

jennibrolawrence:

nunubunkie:

xrupertandme:

criminallyincompetent:

xenophobicodyssea:

url-goes-here:

radiationkid:

xenophobicodyssea:

robin-goes-mmfgn:

istehlurvz:

darth-vader:

Alright, I know this looks weird, but do you know what this shit is:
IT’S A GODDAMNED LAPTOP, BUILT AS A BRACELET.

YOU FUCKING HEARD ME CORRECTLY. YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR GODDAMNED WRIST, AND LIKE FUCKING STEVE JOBS OR SHIT, YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE SOME SORT OF TECH MESSIAH.
NEED A STATISTIC TO DISPROVE A DOUCHE?
NEED AN ANSWER WHEN YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE WITHOUT LOOKING DIRT POOR LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN ON THE SUBWAY WHILE USING THE SAME HAND FOR THE ACTION APPLIED TO PORN?
WANT TO GOOGLE PICTURES OF CATS?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN OF CATS!?

THEN THIS IS THE THING FOR YOU.
THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING NEED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT BILL GATES IS LIKE SHITTING HIMSELF THIS IS SO DAMN AMAZING.

proposed to be available in 2020.

GUYS. GUYS. GUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSS.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

I CAN NOW HACK THE MOTION SENSORS MORE EFFICIENTLY. 

^this

THE FUTURE IS FUCKING WILD, BABY

DEAR SCIENCE, I LOVE YOU

SCIENCE, BABY. C’MERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU.

reblogging again

REBLOGGING FOR THE ROBIN REFERENCE. CAN’T HANDLE IT.

O MY CAHOODLESTICK

also reblogging for the comments. and that this is freaking SWAG

OH I WANT! 

*_* Shiiiiny. Somebody gets me this?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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